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1. Why do women wear red lipstick?
To warn men it’s the wrong hole!

2. What’s the similarity between a woman’s legs and bread & butter?
Delicious when spread!

3. What’s the difference between a bowling ball & a pussy?
You can only put in 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

4. Sex is like MATH:-
ADD the bed, SUBTRACT the clothes, DIVIDE the legs, and MULTIPLY!

5. What do u get when u cross breed a rooster with an M&M?
A cock that melts in your mouth not in your hands.

6. Why are Santa Clause’s balls so big?
Coz he only comes once a year! Ho! Ho! HO!

7. What are the 2 best parts of a wedding?
Playing of the organ & Coming of the bride.

8. Why do men get paid more at the sperm bank than in a blood bank?
Sperm is handmade.

9. What happen to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
They become mummies!

10. What part of the human anatomy that ocassionally drips & feels good when blown?
The NOSE!