1. Why do women wear red lipstick?
To warn men it’s the wrong hole!
2. What’s the similarity between a woman’s legs and bread & butter?
Delicious when spread!
3. What’s the difference between a bowling ball & a pussy?
You can only put in 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
4. Sex is like MATH:-
ADD the bed, SUBTRACT the clothes, DIVIDE the legs, and MULTIPLY!
5. What do u get when u cross breed a rooster with an M&M?
A cock that melts in your mouth not in your hands.
6. Why are Santa Clause’s balls so big?
Coz he only comes once a year! Ho! Ho! HO!
7. What are the 2 best parts of a wedding?
Playing of the organ & Coming of the bride.
Sperm is handmade.
9. What happen to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
They become mummies!
10. What part of the human anatomy that ocassionally drips & feels good when blown?