1. One in four men switches the light off during sex – but we have to ask – why?
  2. Unlike chocolate at Easter which leaves you craving a simple carrot, the more sex you have the more you want.
  3. The woman’s best friend, her trusty vibrator, was originally invented in the 19th century to reduce ‘hysteria’. Any excuse!
  4. A quarter of penises are slightly bent when erect
  5. Where did these eight inches come from? The average length of a man’s penis (when erect) is 5-7 inches.
  6. Nearly half of men think their willy is too small. But most women are very satisfied with their man’s love muscle. And they say we moan about our bums?
  7. Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but it makes your man’s sperm count decrease.
  8. For the average healthy man there is a staggering 300 million sperm in just a teaspoon of semen.
  9. Average number of calories in that teaspoon? Seven.
  10. Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour.
  11. Worried about all those calories? Never fear – you burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex.
  12. Sperm contains proteins that have the same anti-wrinkle effect as your moisturizer, which tighten skin and give an instant face-lift. Not entirely sure we’re willing to swap our coveted creams for sperm just yet though.
  13. No wonder we like to swim with dolphins. We have something special in common – humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
  14. Men like a big bum – its official! Why? Because it indicates fertility…
  15. It’s been said that women have affairs because they are unhappy with their relationship.
  16. 73% of 70-year-old men are still potent, which could indicate that Jack Nicholson may need locking up very soon.
  17. Men, hear this! If you eat celery it will make you more attractive to women. “When you chew a stalk of celery, you release androstenone and androstenol odour molecules into your mouth. They then travel up the back of your throat to your nose,” says Alan Hirsch, M.D., author of Scentsational Sex. “Once there, the pheromones boost your arousal, turning you on and causing your body to send off scents and signals that make you more desirable to women.”
  18. 70% of men refuse sex during their girlfriend’s period. Bet they wouldn’t refuse a blow job though…
  19. Outside of the bedroom, the most common place for adults in the U.S. to have sex is the car. Yawn.
  20. Singapore born Grace Quek aka ‘Annabel Chung’ was formerly a porn star who became a record breaker on January 19, 1995 at the tender age of 22 for ‘engaging’ in 251 sex acts with about 70 men over a ten-hour period. The event was filmed for a documentary The World’s Biggest Gang Bang for which Chung had advertised on TV for men to participate. Her motivation? To challenge gender roles and the notion of women as passive sex; “We’re not wilting violets, we’re not victims, for Christ’s sake. Female sexuality is as aggressive as male sexuality. I wanted to take on the role of the stud. The more [partners], the better.”
  21. The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes. That’s 336 hours, 14 days or 2 weeks. Lip balm anyone?
  22. Hair on different parts of the body grows at different speeds and pubic hair has a short growth period. Thank goodness for small mercies we say – imagine our bikini waxing bills?
  23. When a woman orgasms, she releases an endorphin that kills pain. So ditch the ‘headache’ excuse. Sex will only make it better!
  24. The most children born to one mother was 69. Yes – that’s right 69! Russian supermum – wife of Feodor Vassilyev (her name has never been recorded) between 1707-1782 gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quads. Even more staggering is that 67 survived infancy.
  25. The world’s greatest lover is of course Casanova, the Venetian adventurer and writer. In the 18th century his powers of seduction were immortalised in his own and many other great novelists’ stories. We wouldn’t half like to know what these powers involved….